The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 213 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.211 billion NSC Puppet 213ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 213ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,286 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 213's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 213 is ranked 276,916^th in the world and 1,775^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.